*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
(Source: hotsenator, via sorry)
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
(Source: solarcrashx, via sorry)
*picks up banana* hello
your son. he is dead
(Source: panerasexual, via fake-mermaid)